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“Dear future husband, Find God, Find yourself,Then come,Find me.”，funny wedding quotes
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“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy Gary Busey.”
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“I’m so glad I’m me and you’re you and we’re we.”，funny wedding quotes
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“Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and a woman gets her masters degree.”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
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“If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise; If you’re right and you shut up, You’re married.”
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“My prince is not coming on a white horse…He’s obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.”
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“I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”
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“When you meet someone who can cook and do housework. don’t hesitate a minute marry him.”，funny wedding quotes+
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“Did you know? The wedding ring goes on the ring finger,because it’s the only finger with a vein that connects to the heart.”
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“My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.”
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“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.” — Ogden Nash
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“Marriage is getting to have a sleep over with your best friend, every single night of the week.” — Christie Cook
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
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“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Socrates
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“You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!” — Bill Maher
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“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”
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“The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.”，funny marriage quotes
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“In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!”
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“The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.”
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