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“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.” — Albert Einstein
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“It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.”，funny marriage quotes
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“My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!”
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“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” — Joey Adams
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“You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.”，funny marriage quotes
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“Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.” — Chris Rock
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“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.”
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“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
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“Marriage ain’t for sissies! Gongrats on your first big step together.”，funny marriage quotes
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“Weddings are not for the faint-hearted – ask my bank manager… Have a great day!”
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“In life we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage it‘s better to close them! Congratulations and Good Luck!”
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“A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.”，funny marriage quotes
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“Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.” — Samuel Johnson
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“Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage.” — Finnish Proverb
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“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.” — Andre Maurois
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“Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.” — Gene Perret
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“Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1) Whenever you’re wrong, admit it. 2) Whenever you’re right, shut up.” — Patrick Murra
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“It’s easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?” — Anonymous
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“Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.” — Chinese Proverb
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“Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.”
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